Feast-ives

"Where is Tanfong?"
"She said she is on her way here already."
"She know the way? Will she be lost?"
"Wait... Shhhhhhh! Whose vibration is that?"
"Not me" "Not mine" "I'm holding mine"

"Oh my iPhone. But my fingers are oily."
"Its Tanfong"
"Oh she needs directions."
"Oh HoW HOW! You answer you answer!"
"Har?!" answered and press the phone over Mao's ears.

"Hello Tanfong you wait you wait, Edwin will speak to you."
"WHAT! Its your home! I don't know the directions. You speak to her!"
"My hands are oily!"
"I don't know!"
"Hear what she has to say first la!"
"Hello... Oh open the door ar. Hold on."

Moments later, Edwin came back, without Tanfong.
"She is not at the door leh. Does the unit through the other lift have an altar outside or not?"
"Har what?!"
"What is the percentage of him returning home through the wrong lift?"
"He have been living here for years leh, how can he goes to the wrong place?"
"I thought you might have a chance to."
"What? Goes to the wrong lift every other day and ask if they have the altar on the corridor?"

Little synopsis during the Xmas feast.

And those who are present please note.
"The 6th, the 7th, the 8th pax will never appear because it is hardly the 5th can consume over his/her share. And the 4th portion can always divide into 4a, 4b, 4c........ 4z, because the 4th has a kind hearted stomach, able to give and take."

3 packs of $5 zhi cha, a pot of every mushrooms soup, 1 king of chicken, roast ham and sausages. Only 5.5 hungry ghosts to gobble.

Thanks Tanfong for the ride home and your gift exchange! But you will have to practice much more on your left and right.

Thanks Liyan for the card from Aust.

Thanks Stine for the handmade card.

Thanks people for the chocolates, sweets and all! No time for photos.

And lastly, will be home bound till the 16th don't anticipate me in any event. I'm only at 50 second of the 4 min montage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so dead.... And I don't even know if my Majesty will allow me to render or not.

Please darling you have been good, and I know u can continue to. I'm halting all Zynga games which takes my ram like sugar and ants.

OMG! Why am I blogging so much!