Gallops n screw...

Have you seen this?

On papers, advertisements and all? What do you think of it?

I think i would rather ride a real horse or bull if it reali helps to slim down.

Don't you think the models on the Gallop looks like she is veri high? Think of the machanisms under the seat that moves it, they vibrate. U sit on it with that palce touching the seat and vibrates, seems like you are masturbating with that "Horse", and showed that "shuang" look. Its still ok when you are at home alone. I overheard my colleagues the other day, there are some trials at public areas like Suntec and Orchard. Some ladies were trying on that Horse and a grp of guys came by and start whistling, and the ladies still does not know y.

Its such an ugly sight. Worst design ever.

Memoirs of a Gaysha

"Lets walk like a geisha with the umbrella."

"It haaaard."

"A geisha can stop a man with one look."

"I'm Mameha, Stine you are Sayuri, and py you are Hatsumomo!" ( f***)

"Nobody can win me, cuz I'm a true GAYsha"

For stiney

I guess you will like this

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" whenthey know there is not enough?

WTH!!! My comps!!

Have not got any good things out of my comps. All are fill with errors.

My home comp had been ill since last 2 yrs, but it was still hanging to its last thread of working condition veri well. Seems to be improving after some reformating and anti virus scans and so on. I even just cleaned the fan, hoping for it to work better.

It was just formatted in sept, 3 mths till now. And it start problemmatic. Let me list out its medical record.

Since the heavy work load of designing in my yr 2, its health start to go down hill. I blame it on that lousy, useless and scary 3D studio max. It has done no good since my veri first assignment. It hangs the comp, it makes it goes haywire. None of the 3 or 4 assignments are properly done, cuz in the end, it was usually cocked up and I have to went back to school to chiong it. At the veri last one, my comp auto shuts off everytime i start to render animations.

All those above had been successfully cured by reformating and throwing that useless application out of the list of installtion, improving ram, graphic card and replacing monitor. And it worked well for the first part of my last yr. Mainly because, i was doing my FYP and IAP and i seldom have the enthusiasim to touch it at home. On the 2nd half, it starts to auto shut down when i tried to do my assignments and alot of files are gone! After everything and finished my portfolio it seems to return to normal, no shutting off, no nothing.

During my slacking time, i played games and shows on it and it shuts again. After scans, optimisations and nothing helps i opened the cover and it works well. But a reformation was still scheduled. Finally during sept, reformatted and works well, but that casing still cannot be closed. And a 2nd reformation was done. But main prob is still not cured, so it was left like that, cover not covered but other things are working well. Had been using it quite well for 2 mths.

In the mid of Nov, a fateful router was installed in order to make place for a laptop. Internet connection has nevr been good after that, after 3 wks or so of changing and settings it sort of stabalize except for a few occations. But since then, I cant access to my internet server. The comp's GP suggested for another formatting, but till now, no timing is scheduled, as the GP has lessons to attend at NTU starting on 3rd Jan. And not until the nxt break, he dont have time for my comp.

Wks ago, hell starts to emerge, my media player cant play media smoothly, sounds like some player playing spoiled cds or tape, when i use iE. Add on to my horror, my cousin installed MAPLE STORY, despite warning and instructions that no games sld be installed w/o our agreement. Whats more, she cleverly installed, copied the whole folder to another location and uninstalled the programe. OH MAN! It starts to run veri slowly now. When I run utility check, fatal probs had been found, but no way to cure, cuz its missing files from the OS. GOD, how to cure!! How to reinstall that missing file?!

And now, I cant sign in into my fav, forum account.

And today, I CANT ACCESS TO THE FORUM AT ALL IN THE OFFICE, while my fren can at her place. WHY?! It is lucky that I can access my driving centre sites, if not, I cant book my lessons.

I can now oni begg for a format session on my home comp.

Its over..... 2005

It the last day of the yr. Wish everyone a happy new yr. Look ahead, dont look back.

My resolutions:

More time, No work, more play.
不想长大！！
Get my driving license asap.
Earn and save as much as i can.

Horoscope 2006

Found this on the desktop. And a sumarize of it.

The Cow

Constellation(Stars
Fu De (福德), Juan She(卷舌), Tian De(天德). (don't ask me, i know none of them.)
There will be unexpected wealth and career is smooth. There is assistance of Benefactor. ---> Let's search for ours now!

Disposition
The character of the Cow is steady, conservative with strong inner self and has a sense of responsibility. He has a good creditability and honors his word.(Hey employers see this?!) He is loyal and worships one principle.(Hey!! what u looking for! Its me!)He enjoys being in a serene environment and has the temperament of the Cow.(So retards, idiots stay away!)Sometimes, it is hard to get along with them. He will be able to listen when he has calm down.(Know when to tok to me ok! Unless u want shit frm me) He is diligent at work, but will only be able to finish his task only under instructions. He does not have the courage to try out new ventures.(Don't blame me for lazy, i haven got any instructions.)

They are inborn leaders and have big aspirations. In addition, they have certain abilities, their development space is big.(Wow~~ am i going to conquer the world?) They do not have the patience and courage to earn too much money.(Shit this) Hence, the Cow works hard and silently. He is not the opportunistic type. With his character, he is often being recognized in the society. Whether men or women, they are both conservative and do not know how to create romantic atmospheres.(Oh well... i knew this, 对牛谈情)

Luck
Those born in the year of Cow will flourish in this year. Fortune will be good for career, business and family.(WOWOWOW im strikling rich!) If one has the intention to develop business, you may wish to worship Fu De God or Golden Boy on the 1st or 15th of every month in the lunar calendar to pray for fortune blessings. (Which temple to find them? Im going.)Spring time will be good for planning and ideal to execute plans in Summer season. Beware of villains destroying luck in Autumn season.(Off u go villians, I'm going to hit u off with my clogs) You will strike a small wealth in Winter season.(Man, Im going to be a rich bitch by the end of the yr.)

There is wealth and the unexpected wealth (lucky draw, Toto, 4D) for those born in the year of Cow.(Just the time to bet on lottery) But remember, God of Wealth will not bless a lazy person, you should work diligently.(What if i'm not given instructions? I can't finish them!) You can give a small loan to a friend or colleague. Please think twice if it is a big amount of loan. (See this?? I'm going to be a miser.)

Career
There is opportunity for career development this year. There will be some setbacks but do not give up as there is a lucky constellation that will shine on you. It will turn danger into safety.(I can throw all my properties into the stock market and earn tonnes back by winter.) The advantageous directions are South, North, Southwest and Northeast.(Where else can i go leh?) If you have the intention of partnership, look for those who are born in the year of Snake, Rooster and Rat. Avoid those born in the year of Goat.(Wa Kao! I'm going to rare a wolf. Goats scram! Damnit.. jordan is a goat.)

Health
Health is good. Elders in the family are not advisable to travel long distance in winter time. Traveling to nearby countries is still permissible. Pay extra attention in Spring Time. You will recover very fast if you have health problems.(Save for doc fees. Growing rich.)

Romance
Love life is exciting this year. There may be small interference along the way but tackling it with care will promise a good ending. Those who have dated for years would possibly find marriage this year. For those who are still single, pay extra attention at the end of the year as he/she may find the ideal partner. The Peach Blossom constellation will appear in lunar calendar May.(WAHAHAHA, EDISON!!! WAHAha)

Auspicious
Months Lunar Calendar April, August, November and December

Inauspicious
Inauspicious Months Lunar Calendar March, May and June


Thats all. What?! I'm cow what, why sld i post others. Veri tiring one u know! Go search for urself.

Christmas

First Merry Christmas to everyone out there.

I slpt earli last night and due to forseen circumstances, i switched my mobile to silent. And in the morning i recieved a total of 6 smses, ranging from 12 to 1. Imagine i had to wake up 6 times a night, not forgetting the rain, 7 or 8 times. To top up that, my sis hp keep ringing with sms too, she cant hear, but i had to stand that....

And woke up at ard 9.30 to see a sms that Mao says meet up at 10! Holy shit! I washed up and got on the bus to realise i did not bring my ez link, double shit. I got down nxt stop and went home to get it. And to realised, 2 bitches are slping and not wanting to meet so earli, so triple shit.

Not wanting to go back home i meet Mao first. And then to Bishan for our brunch (planned to be steamboat, but... dont bother to bring it up) and met ps. We split up, and i went for KTV. WOooooo.

As usual kbox service sux. Sang frm 2 to 7 plus, cost abt 21 bucks. And back to home for dinner.

Summary, Christmas just aint for me. No going to town, and i dont count down. Its a mess today. Mao still owe me moeny. Haha. Sch holidays to end kids. Enjoy ur last week.

Namessssss

Where? Where did i put it? I didn write down any names. But you say its him/her, does that mean that you think so too? So? What? Whose name i wrote? Where??

BM, BC, BP who? BMW? Before Christ? BP petrol? You assume. I didn say?

Whateva. I dont want to argue. Thats it. Stop it.

We WON'T!

We will not drift so fast when we haven meet up for 1 mth. We have meet one particular soul for months, compare to you, ITS NOTHING OK.

You promised to attend my wedding with dozens of dress you saw during our shopping trip. They might already be considered Ah Ma clothing then, but you have to wear them.

Any way, our fav shopping venue has changed, its not 'ours' anymore. Its filled with irritating crowds now. Haiz, thats sad. Just visited Marina Square yesterday night with poly mates, its all filled with humans, irritating. They opened alot of low class shops there and surround our e-Base and Dorothy Perkins. Its damn idiotic now. Lets pay our visit there some other times. Lets find another one maybe.

Btw, a short note. I know the rule of unlike attracts and like dispel. And it was showed to me when a fren drift a part like a tornado, now you see her, now you dont. Not that i dont like you to have a dear, but you just 4get abt us. Be grateful that Mao keeps reminding us of you. I might be jealous, yes, I think I am.

I hate some mates that got into date at the same period of time. This batch are the most mushy and irritating ones. Often saw in friendster testimonials and that send chills down my spine. I feel like vomiting.

Last, a veri short note to my veri dear fren, no sms, no calls, no msn chat, no email, no blog updates and absolutely nothing from you. The oni update is you friendster with all "those" testimonials. And you most probably wont be reading it here, I understand you are too busy.

I know, you MISS us.

The thing abt religions

“感谢主”

“Oh! Christian"

Thats the reaction me and my bro got when Jesseca Liu got on stage last night and gave her thank you speech. Well why there is no one saying “感谢菩萨”or "感谢大伯公" or what. Why must christians make it so obvious that they are christians?

I don't hate Christians, but I do hate them spreading their religions to me.

Encounters:

The very first time, I was waiting for friend at some where and came a lady, smiling so brightly (and i feel cunningly) to me and ask me do I have time to spare? Being ignorant and kind hearted and I replied, "Ok" and she sat down beside me and start reading some words from a brochure or booklet, for 10 mins or so. I have to give an excuse of "My friend is here, i got to go."

She reply happily, "Never mind, ask her to come here."
Me: "She is on the other side, in the shopping centre."
Lady: "Ok take this with you. May God be with you."
She started stuffing that paper into my hands. I took it, and after a corner turn, threw it into some rubbish bins.


The nxt one, some priests came to my house door and gave a brochure to us. "May I come in and talk about something to you?" My mum saw the brochure and left the door and went to the kitchen. Me, "Eh, I don't think its a good idea." Man, "Nvm, I can talk here." Me, "But I'm busy." Man, "Ok, do visit us when you are free. There is address printed on the brochure. We are just up there, near the *****."

Then he procceed to the next door, which also belonged to my home. I was playing computer games there and he kept knocking. And whats so strange abt that? That door was not used by us, so my parents used some bikes and other things to blocked it, but that man still knock. After sometimes, he place an other brochure from under the door slit and left. I don't know what to say, he is so patient in walking door to door, I bet he love his God very much.


Then at school, a tertiary sch. I was waiting at the canteen for friends to discuss projects. The religious club ppl came and sat down and start reading yet another booklet. And asked, "You watch "Passion of christ"?" Me, "Eh, no." Gal, "Why? Its such a topic now." Me, "Too gruesome for me. I dont like." Gal, "Ok, and lets begin my talk." And read thru the booklet, and asked me to read together, I felt like a primary school kid. A friend left for toilet earlier, came back to see that gal beside me, knows sumthing not right and sat at the other table. But she suspected its a survery la, she hate unknown calls from surveys so she avoided that. That was like 15 to 20 min before she left.


I repeat, I don't hate christians, but i hate the spreading and wished to convert every single one on earth to Christians. (The ones tat dont belived in God goes to hell. Well, I prefer the more the merrier.) I remember a Qn they asked, "You believe in God?" Me, "Yar, yes. Those chinese gods, and i believe the muslim's allah and the Hinus. I think everyone got a different God." That person gone quiet for awhile before continuing his/her talk.

I usually show the impatient and sian face to them, but they just continued. I understand that they are trying to save the ppl to enjoy in heaven and not suffer in hell. But, I'm tired about all these. There are monks coming door to door and asks for donations to build what ever temple or what, I don't like that too. I just don't like the thinking of spreadin religion through "force". If I want a religion, I dont need promotion, i like to choose myself. Its not a thing, don't promote it.