Horoscope 2006

Found this on the desktop. And a sumarize of it.

The Cow

Constellation(Stars
Fu De (福德), Juan She(卷舌), Tian De(天德). (don't ask me, i know none of them.)
There will be unexpected wealth and career is smooth. There is assistance of Benefactor. ---> Let's search for ours now!

Disposition
The character of the Cow is steady, conservative with strong inner self and has a sense of responsibility. He has a good creditability and honors his word.(Hey employers see this?!) He is loyal and worships one principle.(Hey!! what u looking for! Its me!)He enjoys being in a serene environment and has the temperament of the Cow.(So retards, idiots stay away!)Sometimes, it is hard to get along with them. He will be able to listen when he has calm down.(Know when to tok to me ok! Unless u want shit frm me) He is diligent at work, but will only be able to finish his task only under instructions. He does not have the courage to try out new ventures.(Don't blame me for lazy, i haven got any instructions.)

They are inborn leaders and have big aspirations. In addition, they have certain abilities, their development space is big.(Wow~~ am i going to conquer the world?) They do not have the patience and courage to earn too much money.(Shit this) Hence, the Cow works hard and silently. He is not the opportunistic type. With his character, he is often being recognized in the society. Whether men or women, they are both conservative and do not know how to create romantic atmospheres.(Oh well... i knew this, 对牛谈情)

Luck
Those born in the year of Cow will flourish in this year. Fortune will be good for career, business and family.(WOWOWOW im strikling rich!) If one has the intention to develop business, you may wish to worship Fu De God or Golden Boy on the 1st or 15th of every month in the lunar calendar to pray for fortune blessings. (Which temple to find them? Im going.)Spring time will be good for planning and ideal to execute plans in Summer season. Beware of villains destroying luck in Autumn season.(Off u go villians, I'm going to hit u off with my clogs) You will strike a small wealth in Winter season.(Man, Im going to be a rich bitch by the end of the yr.)

There is wealth and the unexpected wealth (lucky draw, Toto, 4D) for those born in the year of Cow.(Just the time to bet on lottery) But remember, God of Wealth will not bless a lazy person, you should work diligently.(What if i'm not given instructions? I can't finish them!) You can give a small loan to a friend or colleague. Please think twice if it is a big amount of loan. (See this?? I'm going to be a miser.)

Career
There is opportunity for career development this year. There will be some setbacks but do not give up as there is a lucky constellation that will shine on you. It will turn danger into safety.(I can throw all my properties into the stock market and earn tonnes back by winter.) The advantageous directions are South, North, Southwest and Northeast.(Where else can i go leh?) If you have the intention of partnership, look for those who are born in the year of Snake, Rooster and Rat. Avoid those born in the year of Goat.(Wa Kao! I'm going to rare a wolf. Goats scram! Damnit.. jordan is a goat.)

Health
Health is good. Elders in the family are not advisable to travel long distance in winter time. Traveling to nearby countries is still permissible. Pay extra attention in Spring Time. You will recover very fast if you have health problems.(Save for doc fees. Growing rich.)

Romance
Love life is exciting this year. There may be small interference along the way but tackling it with care will promise a good ending. Those who have dated for years would possibly find marriage this year. For those who are still single, pay extra attention at the end of the year as he/she may find the ideal partner. The Peach Blossom constellation will appear in lunar calendar May.(WAHAHAHA, EDISON!!! WAHAha)

Auspicious
Months Lunar Calendar April, August, November and December

Inauspicious
Inauspicious Months Lunar Calendar March, May and June


Thats all. What?! I'm cow what, why sld i post others. Veri tiring one u know! Go search for urself.