Tomato-Chan She had a clean up and make over. She has been with me since last Christmas, and not had any proper clean up. She had been through blind, failed eye implant, Gothic make up and a temporary eye tattoo.
Now she had surgery and has bling bling eyes, and a star upgrade.
This debate was held some many years ago, and my answer was "Of course man! Singapore is the nicest country with everything so world class. Yada yada........ What are the people thinking when they say NO." Now I will have a double thought.
Maybe when a person is growing, you notice more things and they influence you more. I was so bored these days and decide to kill the time by sinking myself into forums and even browse through STOMP. When I suddenly wake up from the desperadoes, I was so shock at what I am reading. STOMP is seriously such a stupid, low class and useless site! How did it appear and stayed on till now?
Articles I read from STOMP includes a No Swimming Sign at the Vivo rooftop, where there are water puddles to play with, a triangular Pedestrian Walking Sign which was turned upside down, most prob due to loose screws. And they have this best ending they always have "STOMP has contact Vivo/LTA and is waiting for their reply." Who the hell has the time to reply on things like that? And with the escape of the world terrorist, troupes are sent out to search the forest and places, some one took a photo of a soldier taking shade under the tree and question their professionalism.
I really think that Singaporeans are leading a stagnant, unadventurous and boring life, nobody wish to step out of this what they think is a comfort zone and anything that need a change and attacking your territory means "Are you mad? You are cuckoo."
Sometimes ago, in a Taiwan famous talk show 康熙來了 there was a discussion why Asian (focusing on Singapore because most Taiwanese artiste came here to work b4) speaks English in a strange tone. And there is a loud complain and argument.
I seriously think what they said is completely right. I don't think the guy is in anyway wrong, we do pronounce those words like that especially the Uncle and Auntie part. Anyway there is no Aunty or Auntie, its Aunt.
When people criticise our fashion trend, "spaghetti top, tube, shorts and rubber flip flops" EVERYWHERE, there are replies like "Singapore is so hot! How can we where long sleeves? We sweat a lot its so smelly and feeling bad. Whats wrong with flip flops? They don't get wet in rain. Us like prostitute? They must have saw the real XXXXXX prostitute, its their tong xiang lor."
First nobody say long sleeves, short sleeves also varies in length, there are sleeveless which are not spags. Nothing wrong with flip flops, but they are not meant for all place and event and there are more presentable types. And if you want to be fashionable, you have to sacrifice, there are deodorant, perfume, essence oil that last the whole day. Hot and sweaty? What about the Malay and Indian woman? Afghan people lived in desert with so little trees some more. How long do you spent outdoors on a shopping trip? 95% of our shopping malls are air conditioned if you are afraid of sweating I presume you won't be risking your life on roadside stalls. No wonder we have so little branding over here.
Recycle? Ok Ok! I heard! Buy shopping bag because they are going to ask me pay for the plastic bag. What the world is going to end? End la, Singapore sure the first to die so small and flat Tsunami come no more le, no need worry. Many countries practice rubbish sorting before throwing, not only ours doesn't need sorting, ours are choked with everything big and small, long and short. And you find leftovers in recycle bin "Yucks! Cockroaches are everywhere! Didn't the cleaners clean properly? Why are people eating in bus? Take photo and post on STOMP, I scared he beat me I take from the back then he won't know."
Making fun of the escaped JI leader is ok, but looking down and not trusting our police and army, I think its really bad. I made fun of him too, I think he is going to make a video to apologise and asked that they stop pasting his picture everywhere, Edison scandal. Stine thought if he is going to dress in Hip Hop nobody will know he is limping.
I have heard so many passer-by saying "Stick so many for what already escape out le. Can find I eat shit, just take anyone and say caught liao la." I saw someone just walked past a pillar with the photo, purposely detour, slap his hand on it giggle and walked away, some one in shirt, pants and tie, I think he need a pacifier too.
I'm so out of my mind recently and I start to love blings.
I bought them and start pasting on my hp, then I got so addicted and I drew out my travel mirror and start sticking too. Its just the first stage, because the stones I bought are too big for some place. I won't be sticking the whole phone cuz it isn't cheap haha.
And I managed to influence stine in the trend too, haha. Black phone is a good, all colours shows very richly. Lets bling bling.
The papers are very happening: Edison went MIA after scandal Lydia Sum died Singapore won Youth Olympics More Lydia Sum Edison announced he is quitting from HK entertainment circle CNY finally ended =( And Singtel having offers selling phone cheap.
I BOUGHT MY K850i for $298! Yeah yeah good phone, if I happen to ask u who are you means some of your contacts in the phone book goes hiding away in the traded phone or got messed up with the old n new number in the SIM card.
Year of Rat! Oxen enjoy to the fullest this year because we are suppose to be having very good luck this year. And also it will be too hard a blow to notice that suddenly, WE WILL BE COMPLETING OUR 2ND ZODIAC CYCLE SOON!
"We lived through our first cycle innocent, blur and enjoying. We braved through the second cycle, and we start to strive through the third."
Had some good fortune in the first ever mahjong session in my house with the brand new set, woo! Thanks some help from my cousin, haha. Mahjong ppl? Only amatuers allow.
Someone is so irritating that can msn me almost immediatedly to ask for topup of insufficient fund, and new sprees and things. YET UNABLE TO ASK ME FOR MY ADDRESS?! And made me waited for so long for nothing!?!
When i finaly send a msg on msn she has the guts to tell me, "I'm also waiting for you. Pls send me your contacts throught sms." YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING AND U DONT CONTACT ME?! ITS NOT YOU DONT HAVE MINE CONTACT OR WHAT.
谁喜欢吃豆？ 谁可以帮我把脸上的痘吃掉？ 我知道和恶心啦，but I dont want them. Its frastrating to see new ones poping up every morning. There are irritatingly ugly, painfully disturbing.
He was so yaya gaga abt his hair in a period of time, and he was the only guy that had hair at waist level. And.. I some how had the image that, he had this short from the front and long at the back style too. Like 風雲 & 古惑仔 times, but can't find photos abt that after browsing 100 plus pages of Yahoo! and 百度.
Yeah, I'm yaya gaga abt my hair also la.
原來要進化是那麽不容易，還是怨聲連連。啊啊啊啊啊啊！我不管！我就是要進化！Nothing is impossible.
Don't know you can see the difference or not, but i dyed my hair a little brown, and now its totally a jellyfish instead! Arg, the haircut is a total disaster!!!! I think I might trim again if it doesn't turn good when its near CNY. AND!! I noticed that, its same after haircut immediate photo and in the new photo my hair is still shorter! ARRRGGG I wonder where my hair had gone these years and now I know. 我要的長短髮的計劃泡湯了。
Anyway I have decided, 我要進化成更好的人。只觀察美、好、正面的事物，少點批評，少點嘮叨，少點抱怨，少點潑婦，少點駡街。
不過在這之前，我還是要講一下。上巴士時可不可以不要推啊！前面有路我會走！沒路就算你把我壓扁了我還是沒法走！前面的老先生們動作很慢，你等一下會怎樣！別把你的習俗帶過來，我們的巴士就算上不了很快又會來得行不行！Wa piang, keep placing her hands at my back and push n push n push, when I didn't move she still wanted to cut my queue can, when I turn back and say “沒路可以不要推嗎？” She tried her chance at the other line. ___________________________________________________________
好！投訴完畢，希望從此少了很多。哦哦哦哦哦哦，who can reject the perfect teaming of 方文山＆周傑倫？
