Feast-ives

"Where is Tanfong?"
"She said she is on her way here already."
"She know the way? Will she be lost?"
"Wait... Shhhhhhh! Whose vibration is that?"
"Not me" "Not mine" "I'm holding mine"

"Oh my iPhone. But my fingers are oily."
"Its Tanfong"
"Oh she needs directions."
"Oh HoW HOW! You answer you answer!"
"Har?!" answered and press the phone over Mao's ears.

"Hello Tanfong you wait you wait, Edwin will speak to you."
"WHAT! Its your home! I don't know the directions. You speak to her!"
"My hands are oily!"
"I don't know!"
"Hear what she has to say first la!"
"Hello... Oh open the door ar. Hold on."

Moments later, Edwin came back, without Tanfong.
"She is not at the door leh. Does the unit through the other lift have an altar outside or not?"
"Har what?!"
"What is the percentage of him returning home through the wrong lift?"
"He have been living here for years leh, how can he goes to the wrong place?"
"I thought you might have a chance to."
"What? Goes to the wrong lift every other day and ask if they have the altar on the corridor?"

Little synopsis during the Xmas feast.

And those who are present please note.
"The 6th, the 7th, the 8th pax will never appear because it is hardly the 5th can consume over his/her share. And the 4th portion can always divide into 4a, 4b, 4c........ 4z, because the 4th has a kind hearted stomach, able to give and take."

3 packs of $5 zhi cha, a pot of every mushrooms soup, 1 king of chicken, roast ham and sausages. Only 5.5 hungry ghosts to gobble.

Thanks Tanfong for the ride home and your gift exchange! But you will have to practice much more on your left and right.

Thanks Liyan for the card from Aust.

Thanks Stine for the handmade card.

Thanks people for the chocolates, sweets and all! No time for photos.

And lastly, will be home bound till the 16th don't anticipate me in any event. I'm only at 50 second of the 4 min montage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so dead.... And I don't even know if my Majesty will allow me to render or not.

Please darling you have been good, and I know u can continue to. I'm halting all Zynga games which takes my ram like sugar and ants.

OMG! Why am I blogging so much!

Note to Self

"You have been wanting a drawing tablet for the longest time, its time you get it!"

Letter to Queen 2:

Dear My Majesty,

Thank you for your cooperation for the past 3 - 4 days.

I have to say, this is only the beginning, I have not start the real video editing yet!

And I'm sensing your reluctance to work. Please~, I'm done with "Gong xin ji" so cosplaying is 50% gone!

Keep going my lovely.

Pathetic Servant,
Signed.

"get a tablet, get a tablet, get a tablet, get a tablet!" Not only you can draw freely, it is easier to play Restrant City, Farmville and other games. :P

ps: wont be updating much, unless wants to hao lian.

To My Lovely Queen

Dear Queen,

This letter is to notify you that your work load is going to increase for the next month. I will be grueling you with software, software and software, Videos and images editing and most probably 24/7 if I have the time. So please no strike, no eloping with viruses, no tantrum.

I promise to minimise my cosplay frequency as either Captain Crook or Jack Sparrow and crew, to only "gong xin ji" and "Momo Love", pleeeeeeaaaaasssseeeeeeeeee.

Your Highness have to "Keep Going and make it work!", so as I'm.

Thank you for your benevolence in agreeing.

Your Humble Servant,
Skytinkle/Pei Yun

PS: I have already collected the $50 deposit and SPENT IT, you can't say no!

At times like this I really want a Wacom to pamper my right index finger....... any donors?
(Ouch! It just get cramp when I press "Enter")

Yucks!

H1N1 is active again!

被攻陷啦！

被《宫心计》攻陷啦！

因该是心甘情愿的沦陷进去。

虽然不是很喜欢陈豪演的皇帝，感觉豪哥被这角色绑手绑脚的，没有家好月圆的小家好。

但豪哥真man!

Horror Movies and November

Thank you everyone for your greetings! Thank you thank you.

Its been another year and.... damn 1 year older....... Wish no. 1 I will not turn 25 next year!

Librarians' greetings are so out of the box.

Its world kindness day and your birthday

Want to watch Paranormal Activities? It's about little animals trying to lead a happy life.

Thanks a lot. Do you remember I had 3 freaking horror bday treats from you.

雙瞳 lame yet gruesome,
Wishing Stairs,
And the ever awesome Emily Rose aka the princessy show.

What ever it is, its great to have friends like all of you! All the best to you too!

不要太靠近

最近手残，脚残，脑也残。
见到我最好保持一点距离。
怀疑自己是不是“一公升眼泪”。。。

撒汤，撒米，撒我血。。。
就差小命还没撒。

记得不要靠太近！特别是用餐时！！

Great Day Great Day!!

OMG! My printer is alive!!!

Customer service are bloody cheat money.

Loving online solutions.

I'm so happy!!!!!

Craving for sweeeeeetttsss!

Shiroi Coibito~
Can't remember when was the last time I put it into my mouth. No idea where bro got this, it still taste heavenly! And also the honeydew chocolate some colleagues passed to me before, both by Japanese.

Found myself popping endless sweet things into my mouth recently, chocolates, biscuits, candies... Halloween trend?? Damn! Dumb bells~ where are you??

Unable to settle myself down for blogging, and thinks that if I blog the original entry out, I could be sending everyone into blues.

So cut the entry short.

Ah! rant first,
Why are everything going haywire shortly after warranty ends?!?!?!?! Just a few months.... T-T
First that Creative MP3, then my phone and now my printer decides to choke itself! I hate my life!!!!!!!!!!!!

Korean F4 actor Lee Minho was in town last week and have you read? Plaza Singapura was packed like mad, even the jam on CTE became 2nd and the Shell $1 patrol becomes 3rd. Management had to shut down escalators and stop shoppers from entering B1.

They still wasn't able to see him real life, because there is no other way Lee Minho can enter the Etude House shop for the opening ceremony. Unless SDU is involve. I'm a little comforted that Fahrenheit@IMM is not so bad.

He then had a closed door fan session at St.James, and to get tickets, you need to purchase Etude House products and do some lucky draw.

As I mentioned, my Sis and her friend spent $300 together and got that tix. But only 1 can go, needs a little more effort traveling to and fro St.James so both of them decide to sell the tix online.

Here comes the story:
This girl(woman?) spent $500 @ Etude house, but wasn't able to get tix. She went online and someone is selling for $300 plus, she transferred the amount and bitch went missing! Then she is willing to give $220 for my sis's tix.

If she happens to be my kid, she is dead! Spent $1000 for some Male being that you can only see and cannot touch! I rather you book a gigolo that you can at least touch! But either way none is tolerable!

But my sis sold it to another gal who came first for $170, and both sis and friend were still happy that they now "spent lesser" in that mad sea of pink store.

$300! and risk having your sensitive skin breaking bumps?

My sis told me, "Regrets not learning languages when younger. Otherwise can be translator and no need to go through so much trouble." ........... ....... .. I can't believe I heard it from her.

用词不当

XXX 地产公司。请问你们有打算卖房子吗？

卖了是去住你家是吧？

我们没打算换房子。 我们没想搬家。

下篇预告：（有时间的话。。）

女人，世上最好骗的生物

Why didn't you tell me u go UK?!

Click to see full msg

Congrats Mao! The virus/hack decided to choose your add to spam my junk mail. I don't know what this mail is for.. virus spreading? Con money? But it didn't leave any acct-no.

Brightens up the day for a while.

Super Power

If I am able to use that stickiness on skin, I can climb 21 floors up like Spiderman.

Hmmmm...... too tiring. Don't waste the elevators.

I just hate high humidity!

I also hate pushing my heart too hard. There is no way I'm going to Night Safari on Halloween, even if it is free.

Who has been to Malay wedding? What is the rate of the ang bao? Or you bought gift?

Sticky lizards~~~~~~

心情超好

为人父母，都有着 “望子成龙，望女成凤“ 的期望。像我这样的单亲妈妈也不例外。

但是终于让我盼到了！！！ 老娘的心血终于有结果，那些兔崽子开花啦！！

用掉我近2年的时间，死了一大堆，重新种了好几次，上网查了又查。梅 的都死掉了，它终于开花了。

还有一个含苞待放。

要它有果是不可能，但已经足够了。梅！我的也是会开花的！现在来求我给你 cuttings 吧！

HAHAHAHAHA

下个星期六，你们就得看到他了！

帅！

相信我，很多人会看的！不屑 飞轮海 没关系。先来看看 陈桃花 的哥哥群。

F4 朱孝天、星光大道 黄靖伦、时尚F4 蓝均天，丁春诚，高以翔

最右边两位，不能不知阿！

高以翔 - 小S 现任的“新欢”，台湾男模界的红人。
丁春诚 - 台湾男模界的红人。

I'm not going to double time between 大东 and 丁春诚，it is obvious 大东 is having more showtime, its just like peeking at passers-by when u are out on date. Wahahahahaha.

王心凌 不接受大东的爱意又怎样？她比较欣赏的是 黄靖伦，她开心就好！

My sis went shopping at Etude House and said she got tickets to meet Gu Jun Pyo in person, when he is in town next week. I can't help to feel that she is getting more and more like the aunties I saw in Kino grabbing all magazines with Korean boy bands on the cover, especially SS501.

Because I saw lots of brand new SS501 concert DVDs, and a Boys over Flowers OST in my room! But she does not know 神话，东方神起，SuperJunior, not even Sorry!Sorry! She is not into Nobody and can't speak "cam sa ha mi da". She is only 2 years older then me, I'm SCARED!

You have to Admit that He is Famous

在本地带动流行的是：
U 频道！

它是最夯的咨询台。
有关时尚的节目都在这里播出。
最优质的节目出自它们。

你们必须承认，汪东城最棒！
因为 U频道要播出大东的新作品，桃花小妹。
记得上一部偶像剧是哪一出吗？是 爱就宅一起！也是大东 哦哦哦哦哦！！
不要再骗自己了，大东的魅力是无敌的！

ps: he got new hair again. Stay tune and get awed.

Just when I used up my Takashimaya voucher, they told me that RMK has made her way into their Beauty Hall.

I have always been so interested in their Cream Foundation, that was always a star pick in the Asian Magazines - moisturising, natural.

When I handed by last pieces of Vouchers to the cashier some weeks ago, they had these "FREE MAKEOVER BY RMK" card over the table. Cheapo, curious and cosmetic mutant - ME, just have to pick it up. 梅 was beside me that time and we looked at each other and said

"Charmaine".

A ViVi magazine regular, has been talking about her love for RMK since she flipped through her first ViVi. And since she is an October girl, we told her to do it as a birthday treat, and she did, braved through the Saturday Orchard crowd empty face.

Nice, sweet RMK's makeup artiste Hui Peng, gave us a detailed tutorial and RMK's objectives. They go for the natural look, not to much drama, very light to the skin and does not stress the skin.

She not only explained to Charm, she lets the other 2 of us tests the products too. I'm thinking of their sunblock too.

End results

Very sheer coverage, but can see her eyes are now bright and clear. And I think the blusher at the end was good, her cheeks are very well defined under any lights, have that glowing feel.

But for me, I can't live with just these on my face! My M.A.C. StudioFix foundation has got the thickest coverage, and my eyes definitely need more dark colours on it! Like their Autumn Mystique model.

梅 told us that she feels like dying when she look into the mirror when Charm was having her makeover.

"My face looks so bad and the whole me looks so fat."

Brought her to the toilet mirror to make her feel happier.

The Mutant tip:
There are hardly anyone who will look gorgeous in the beauty halls, otherwise there won't be so much business for them. Freshly put on makeups are good because they still have moisture in them and have not OXIDISE, the scary reaction for everything.

Dashing

Finally making some up to standard appearance.

Kawaii ne~~

The only massive pink I can stand. More Kuchiki Byakuya please.

Tips on Camwhore

Geddit?

中秋快乐

长大的世界好闷！
中秋节越来越没期待。
新加坡的街灯太亮了。

小时候大人都会安排聚会，到实里达下段蓄水池烤肉，玩灯。当时哪里非常非常少人，都只有我们一家。大人烤肉，小孩乱跑，最棒的是——那里够暗！

之后通到那里的路因开发工程被截断，大人就改换地点，在我家聚餐，到楼下玩火。当时的灯，还是够暗。

再来，因为一些意外，大人变谨慎，小孩变害怕，提灯的游戏越来越少人参与，到现在真的只是自各儿在家吃月饼喝茶而已。

还有近年楼下都有的社区提灯晚会，真是个折磨人的点子。人人都能上台K歌。
今晚听到的——3次那首《意难忘》的主题曲，全程用高音完成的——潇洒走一回，黄品源的小微，一大堆听不出是什么的歌。还好我家没向公园那边，是大幸。

小时的乐趣真的很多，是长大了，还是城市无聊？

I FUCKING HATE THE DAMN EARTHQUAKE ON THE 21ST FLOOR!

Is sg buildings really stable for these shakes?!?!?

Crazy October

Was nastily woken up by the smell of haze last night, it was drizzling too. Can't go back to sleep for a long time, the rain did nothing to reduce the smell. How much pollutants did I breathe in in sleep?

Just when I was about to fall back to sleep, I remember we have air con in our room what! Why didn't I switch it on earlier? And I drop to sleep again, breathing in natural air.

Its October tomorrow, a mad month filled with birthday after birthdays. It is actually second after November, but since November is mine so not complaining about November. YEAH!

Plans, time, budget!!

I hate welcome October.

They should include Intelligence tests!

Is that Ris Low a retard?!

She says it is not that serious to leave a black mark on her record and she still wants to appear for Miss World 2009!

Hello! Its theft! Its illegal! Pickpocketing is already a crime let alone u swipe a couple of cards, that does not belong to you, for thousands for your own shopping!

Seriously isn't it better to not join International contests then to send some "BOOM-ish-Leopard-Princey" retard to tarnish Singapore's image? How did she manage to go into finals I wonder, and WON? I thought these beauty queens need brians?

Organiser should work with MENSA to include intelligence tests next year!

完结篇

The creator of Crayon Shin chan was found dead at the bottom of cliff, after family reports the artist went hiking and fail to return.

No more Crayon Shin chan! Doraemon's was dead, then Shin chan's, there are no cute characters left anymore. Sad.

Investigation says the last photo on the digital camera suggest the artist missed a step and fell. But readers commented that Shin chan and other characters in the comic went into depression and appeared less active in the last chapters and Shin chan even drafted a will.

Women are Hard to Please

It is a fact.

I complaint my hate during continuous raining days that set my nose block and drips.

But can you now rain for at least a day for god's sake, to get that damn haze away!

Have that bad smell the whole day and it sucks! Why does it have to come back when my nose unblock?

Stine: Remember to check your passport every now and then! Don't let the mafias pick them up!

Mysterious Attacks

We all know about his existance and most of us had taken photos with him.

But you never know what he is capable to do. He is everywhere and the kids are so attached to him.

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DON'T HIT ME!!!

I don't know about you, but this photo keeps me laughing the whole day!

Air! Flow in to my nose please!!!

My Clever Nose Just Knows When the Weather Change

Has been carrying the ever thawing nose again the past few days, I am really not suitable for a plastic nose.

My life has deteriorate to the state that when I heard the word "Sample" I stretch my hand out in 1/10000000 milliseconds to grab that. Not a very bad habit right?

Have not tried it. But because my lips had allergies to some some products last time, not very enthu to put them on, and I'm a heavy drinker, of water, lip colours vanish within minutes.

Collaboration with the now famous Alexander Wang. Can't remember his face yet even after reading him at every where, his faces are different in every picture!

Talk about samples.

When I was crazily involved in Fr3b.com last time, I squeeze out sachets of samples into mini jars to store them. Did you see what is wrong? It is outlined by some transparent gel kind of substance. My first thought was, "Holy! It melts the bottle!" But it cannot be, because my sensitive skin should have felt it.

After washing

Can still see the substance there. When soak over night it turns milky white, when it dry it returns back transparent. I used makeup removing oil and it does not work, imagine those days that I woke up half blindly and applied these on my face!

It is BRTC Glossy Shinning BB cream btw, but the other types does not have any problem.

Aiming for this the coming November

Hopefully it is still in production, does not like the other one that is coming out. Reason why I'm crazy about calm shell phones is because

THERE ARE MORE AREAS TO BLING IT UP!

Needs to get into the sun to defrost my poor nose, but there are none! Going back into Restaurant City then.

Reality Strikes

Why do I wake up everyday with my hair smell of mould? Despite shampooing and blowing dry every night? People tell the truth, do I have BO?

The skill of cam-whoring seems to have gone with the hair, pictures taken in short hair cannot compare those with long hair, even if I tie them up. No more self obese!

I should not be switching handphone to Nokia because K uses the ever irritating M2 instead of MicroSD, in 1GB. I shall go with the flip flop T707, and bimboing away. I will be blinging it up anyway. I can't bare to trade K now, it is too nice a phone!

Why are public transporters scanning the EZ link card together with their mega huge ass bag, like the supermarket cashiers scanning the frozen Kampong Chicken? I rather skip to the next queue with 10 people in front then right behind the "cashiers".

I had a nightmare of a lady figure loitering my house with hair covering the face, every one can see it, even the guests, and know it should not be here. In the mare, my mum said they already had priest came to communicate, but the thing claims that it is not ghost and will not leave.

What a dream to dream in this month. Luckily it is set in my previous ulu home, and not the current one. The frightening part is, the length of its hair is the same as mine! Not those Sadako's.

I might be depressed without K thus these rants.

sin Curve x= -1

"May I have your warranty card?
"And what is the problem with your phone?"

Took K out of its pouch and on its power, "It hangs when I press any button...."
"Oh it is most probably the LCD problem, and it is not cheap to replace it since it is already out of warranty."

Just how many similar cases have she saw that she can spell out the problem at a glance? K was just beginning to start up and the problem was not even demonstrated, she knows it already.

3 mths away from Singtel 21 mth upgrade, shit! Not only that, I was attracted by the calm shell of the same brand. Help Me!

I was holding the trolley going down the travelator. The family in front decide to stop right in front of the landing area, discussing where did they parked the car. When my trolley reached the end, it was pushed to land and forceful moved to the front, and knocked into the trolley in-charge for the family, a kid.

Not only I was glared at by the parents, I got smashed between my trolley and the trolley behind, and with my mum beside saying me on not focusing on the trolley.

Hello! Who the hell have the strength to pull the trolley against the force of the travelator?! And the damn trolley is full of groceries!

2 pontianaks, guard against the door of the MRT, preparing to make the fight out of the train. Useless, no one is coming in. Thus they decide to stand right in front of the door to debate whether to take the escalator or the lift.

I planned to make a detour to squeeze pass by the sides, too late. I got pushed by fellow alighting passengers.

Toes tripped at the platform gap and a full force squash right into the idiot in front. Her thick, dry and frizzy hair sticks to my lip gloss. GROSS!

Does the aura at the front of mechanism helps your brains clearer to make decision? NO! You made the worst decision ever!

Innocently in the living room flipping through the papers and mum had to ask me to keep "my" things from the table, just because I have the tendency to leave my things around the house when I was younger.

"They are not mine!"
"Then whose?"
"There are 3 other people living in this house! How would I know?"

Sending back them to their owners by guessing is useless in my opinion, the practice by my family is "Not mine I leave it in the living room where everyone can see." And you know the cycle, I thought you used it again and leave it outside again, I send it back again and you leave it again. All the time the rightful owner has no idea where the things are.

I send them into the rubbish bin after a few times. If they are fated to get it back, they will remember soon enough to get it back from the bin. If not it will be incinerated in the Singapore Rubbish Center, few months later.

Why is the lift waiting on ground floor always filled with the smell of cigarettes?

Can I move to x=1 already?

Toys and Comics Convention 09

Went on Saturday with 梅梅, Charm wasn't available that day. Once up the escalator, we were greeted by a long board of hand drawns.

At the Exit.

Cute

Have to camwhore a bit.

These made me want to draw on my wall even more after watching 大東 doing something similar. After my sister got married out that is.

Into the hall, welcomed by the lovely Nintendo booths, and huge crowd playing Wii.

Caught familiar backs!

Soul Society having break for them to come to the real world.

Turns around and Aizen is signing up for Animax!

Japan funny gadgets.

There are a lot more modes to play, better then the Tamagotchi!

Local toys, Tofu Molly.

Designer hiding behind mask.

The Cosplayers

Killer Jason and no idea who the lady is.

The girl with green hair has got red eyeballs even.

Digimon and Mask rider.

Mask rider can see very clearly behind the mask! He was whisking smoothly in the crowd.

Saw Batman and Joker gang, but they went off to battle in a blink of eyes.

Creating design on the spot

Business in the Singapore Zoology Garden souvenir shop is not very good. They have exhibits too.

梅梅 new favourite, 樹仔。

Charm loves

Blythe Doll Collection

Too many of them, only showing my favourites.

Special edition

Have I said before, 梅梅 is a big fan of bear bricks.

After this we went off already, to our favourite fast food joint, Mos Burger.

"I will give you if have repeat, be good ok?"

There was a sale at the next hall and I saw a pair of green, light shimmer Mary Jane, very nice and love it at first sight. BUT DON'T HAVE MY SIZE. Just forcefully manage to squeeze into the last pair of 38, can't imagine the blisters it would cause. 梅梅 talked a loads of reasons and dragged me out of the hall, and I start whining beside her, because she got the very average shoe size and can get any shoe she want anytime.

After all 5 boxes were opened, there was

Awww, things aren't getting the way I want. She bought 6 last year and had lots of repeat, I had 2 of them and Charm got 2 also I think.

Bro was there later and he saw the Cosplay results. He said the red pac man monster got first. Haha, I didn't manage to get a photo of it because it is outside the hall and seems like resting. It is HUGE! I wonder how he moves around.

And I saw a tall guy, playing a girl role on the way to the hall. Felt like vomiting. He was close to 180cm, wore a curly blond wig, red-black checked mini skirt and fake suspender sock! Opaque and cotton kind la, but still yucky, can see the suspenders on his thigh and very thick sole boots. I didn't dare to look at his face but from the expression of those at the opposite direction, it is not pleasant.